It’s not often I find a toy that makes my head turn

The Corn dildo from Hankey’s Toys was the first in a long while to make me pause and have a long, hard laugh. But there’s more than meets the eye with this dildo and a long, hard laugh was not the only thing that happened when I got my hands on it!

Special thanks to Mr. Hankey’s Toys for sponsoring this unbiased review.

The Corn Dildo is A hilarious way to play

Not only does this toy surprise you in its performance, but it makes the perfect gag gift with a purpose. The toy itself comes in four different sizes and boyyy does it get big. Be sure to pay close attention to the measurements on the site to ensure you don’t get something too large. It’s made entirely of body-safe silicone so it’s easy to clean and pairs perfectly with water-based lubrication.

The Corn dildo has textured kernels designed into the shaft in varying sizes. These provided a bumpy, almost massaging experience during play. Beyond that, it felt incredible when matched with lubrication. There is also a slight curve at the end that applies some light pressure to the G or P spot to enhance that self-thrusting experience.

A surprisingly good time

Beyond the laughs the Corn dildo provided, it was entirely pleasurable and uniquely fun. There are also a lot of options to personalize your toy so it’s perfect for you. The sex toys over at Hankey’s come in different colors, and sizes, and an option to add the Vac-U-Lock hole. I personally love the Golden Yellow, a color reserved for the Corn dildo exclusively.

For a closer look at the world’s best Secret Santa gift, take a peek at my video review below!