For those who don’t fear seriously powerful vibration…

It’s no secret I am a fan of some anal play toys. That being said, when I held the Calexotics Mega Beaded Probe in my hands and turned it on, it nearly ran away. The deep, rumbly power in this anal plug was not just impressive; it was ‘I have to try this’ impressive.

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Not for the weak of heart!

The Rock Bottom Rumbling Mega Beaded Probe is not for beginners. This curved, silicone-covered plug has three generously sized beads and a maximum diameter of 1.75 inches. It’s designed for those who enjoy a fuller sensation. (But if you are a beginner and you’re going OOPS, please take a small pit stop over in my Anal Play for Beginners post)

Its slightly curved shape makes it particularly appealing for prostate stimulation, while the flexible, slimmer neck helps make extended wear more comfortable and lets it flex with the body more easily. PLEASE do not use this plug, or any plug, without lubrication. I recommend a water-based lube to pair with the silky smooth silicone. That way you don’t risk wearing down the softness over time.

Battery life ranges from 45 to 60 minutes per charge, which is decent, though keep it in mind if you prefer longer sessions. Which is generous, considering I found myself going nearly numb on even the lowest setting after a few minutes. I wasn’t worried about running out of power before this sucker finished its job.

Not just for anal play!

Although we tried this anally, it was powerful enough, with the three vibration speeds and seven pulsation patterns, that I was able to use it as an external stimulator on my clitoris and nipples.

Choose your own adventure. Seriously. Sex toys aren’t ONLY for one specific part of the body.

USB Rechargeable and Waterproof

Its fully submersible IPX7 waterproof rating makes it easy to clean and suitable for some water-based adventures. That is always particularly important to me when something is going up my butt. I want to be able to clean as in-depth as necessary after I am done using a toy, and having something I could fully submerge for cleaning was a relief. Beyond that, it’s USB rechargeable, so the Mega Beaded Probe was easy to plop back on a charger for next time.

The Mega Beaded Probe isn’t exactly subtle, but that’s part of its whole appeal with the ‘filling, expanding, prostate-friendly vibe’. With satisfyingly deep and rumbly vibrations, a generous beaded design, and a prostate-friendly curve, it’s a winner. It’s not a beginner’s plug, but if you know you enjoy a little extra size and intensity, it’s worth a closer look.

Take an even closer peek in my review video below!